beats busts & whines

[mustardeggs]

Post your bad beats & whines in here.

I anticipate this to be the longest thread in here soon:D

[mustardeggs]

Okay ill make a start, worst month ever so far

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I lost another 10K with LHE on ongame but I already won that back with no Limit
so its not too bad, as you can see in the graph the last episode was huge down. So after beeing already 15k down in october i went back to even just yeserday, then I lost 1k before sleep yesterday and called it a day when the bomb hit me again this monday.

damn so sick

[K1-DK]

Auch...

I usually play for about $5, so these amount seems monstrous to me

[Sarauw]

argh is it just on my PC the picture is to big so the window looks weird

[Degen]

yes i think we need to change some settings so image will resize itself

but this one is so nasty it deserves to be huge!

YUCK. good luck getting even

[Sarauw]

yeah it's nasty but it's so big that I can't overview but's that maybe because i'm sitting with a labtop

[K1-DK]

Auch....

http://www.highstakesdb.com/view-hand-history.aspx?GameID=51906

[Danielle Angel]

Ok here is a whine from me !!! There are so many wierdo's around poker tables. Look at the attached closely LMAO, see what stands out. ....what sort of fool would do this ?? Here we were happily playing our game and along this guy comes. He kept saying "I am drunk haha", my reply >>> " obviously you are at the wrong table.". Sorry if it is anyone on here and I offend them :( http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=5943&id=1257879313&saved=#/photo.php?pid=136519&id=1257879313 And ... heres hoping the image displays :)

[Sarauw]

where shall I look maybe i am drunk since I can't se anything attached

[Danielle Angel]

I can not get it to attach ??? wtf ??? Maybe I am drunk.... Update, I posted a link ....can someone let me know if it takes you to my pic ?

[Danielle Angel]

http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v342/173/37/1257879313/n1257879313_136519_9340.jpg

[Sarauw]

it's take me to your pic what was it I shut look after

[Danielle Angel]

The player who sat at the table with $9485.00 when the most any other player had was $27.90 lol

[Sarauw]

crazy he most have played there fore a long time. I would like to sit at a omahe 0.05/0.10 cap table with that kind of money he most have played some graet game or somebody most have played very bad :D

[Danielle Angel]

Nooooo, we were already sitting there .... he came along with ALL his cash !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He had only JUST got to the table when I pushed print screen LMAO :D

[Sarauw]

lol how do you sit down to a table with that is there not a limet for how much you can sit down to a table with or is it just me

[Danielle Angel]

It has me BEAT ???? I have NO IDEA how he did this !!!!! Everyone was shocked !!!! Maybe the table you can take your whole bank role .... I would assume not with .10/.25c limit lol .... anyway, I am checking this out, going to sit at the table tmor and try and take my whole role LMAOOOOO (sober and for a reason). I will see if I can or not. BTW ..... My whole role is not 9k maybe I can ask one of the higher rollers to try it just to be sure lol. Any volunteers ???? :p

[Sarauw]

nice remember to tell if you can because I think it's so wierd you can sit down to a small table like that with so many money it's just not fair for all the small players

[Degen]

crazy he most have played there fore a long time.

LOL

[Degen]

At a limit table you can sit down with any amount you want. Doesn't matter because the most you can lose on one hand is Cap Pre Flop, Cap Flop, Cap Turn, Cap River. In No Limit they have a max of course cuz you can go all in any hand.

[Slinky]

I've seen this on FTP before .. people sitting on those capped tables with rediculous amounts but have no idea just ow much your allowed to sit with .. judging by that fella i'd say almost any amount!!

What i think is discusting on FTP is players like the great dane himself (Gus) doubling up, standing up and resitting with the original amount!! Say he sits with 50k , wins 50k he will then bank 50k.. does it all the time!! IMO that is very rude..it would wind me up very much if ever i got to sit with Gus Hansen http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn24/slinkz1978/smiley-lol.gif

[Sarauw]

ty WD did't now you cut that you learn everyday :D

[Danielle Angel]

Yes an ultra long time he would have sat there, I am thinking years LMAO. Thank you for that information ~WD~. To be honest when he came along I thought I was hallucinating ROFLMAOOOO. On a more serious note, it is VERY hard to play on a CAP limit table with someone with that much money as I found out. They are Capping almost every hand making it almost impossible to play normally. As you would probably have guessed I chose to leave this table after almost crying through my laughter at this drunk. It was suddenly impossible to play a sensible game.

[Danielle Angel]

I have had a terrible day on the tables !!!

My number 1 rule is if I am losing get off !!! I didn't follow my rule :(.

The most hurtful of all my losses was my $15 tourney on Titan tonight. I was in the lead with 23 remaining out of 138. I lost my lead and was knocked out in 3 hands !!!! How does anyone manage to put themselves in that predicament? After that loss I realised I should have definitely stuck to my theory of removing myself. I figure if I am going to lose I am going to lose and that I did with 3 premium hands in a row. :( :( :(

Poker god forgive me for whatever I did today to deserve these horrid losses lol :(

[Frydenholm1]

Not a big loss, but!

8

I just need to get it out of my system before I carry on, so now I load it on you playrs!

[Danielle Angel]

Annoying !!! You have all right to whine Frydenholm, I would be too !!!

[Slinky]

Grrr moan away Frydenholm..thats nasty :(

[Frydenholm1]

Thanks for sympathy - fortunately I got to the money in 3 out of 4 SnGs since this, so I do feel much better now.

[Slinky]

Sympathy is always nice when someone BadBeats you ;)

Glad your winning :D

[Maestroelite]

Danielle Angel i hope you dont have any "Drunk screenshots" with my name in it haha.

Nah its been along time since i did it, me and a friend does it sometimes, but the end is usually fatal to our roll and we dont even remember it besides it was fun :D

I do have a good example though some years ago where i played on ladbrokes and finished 4th or something out of 2-3.000 playrs to win 532$, in the end both me and my friend was drunk as hell...

After finishing the tourney i lost a few bucks then i wnet to bed only to be woken up by my friend who had grinded 100$ up to 4-5.000$ and telling him to go to bed too, but he did not listen and some hours later his roll was at 0$ ARGH! :eek:

[Danielle Angel]

Frydenholm I am so glad you won some and got that off your chest. This little thread is a miracle thread :) The same happened to me after whining in it :). Well worth complaining about our bad beats here I think :D

I am sure there are a few drunk screen shots with my name on them too Maestroelite :p. I play so much more relaxed with a few drinks in me (just a few though). After the few level is out the window and I am drunk :eek: I don't need bad beats to beat me, I beat myself :p

It is soooo much fun sitting down with a friend having a few drinks and playing I know exactly what you mean :) Just one more thing though .... next time your friend grinds that much money ..... tell him instead of losing it to strangers when that drunk, tell him to find me at a table and donate it to me :D :D :p

[Maestroelite]

Aint this just typical!!! Low low limit tourney, but hate it anyway.

Btw we were all in preflop....

[Slinky]

Aww that sucks :(

[Maestroelite]

Lets just take another one, new tourney...

I go all in post flop for 1k and get called, again im ahead... but Noooooo.

Tonight is just one of those days where you should stop playing and play som e PS3 instaed hehe...

But im just playing low limit tourneys to kill some time!

[Slinky]

I'd start folding AK :p

That sucks though.. :(

[Maestroelite]

OK NOW i really feel like KILLING someone or something!!! Don freaking belive this one!

All in preflop, he raised and i reraised all in!

[Slinky]

Thats a horrid call but if i were you i'd follow that guy around if he's willing to lump it in with that poop!! Not your night :(

[Maestroelite]

OK for once it went down fair, same tourney, for some reason i get KK again, i raise 8x bb preflop (1024) and someone goes all in for 4k...

I say, "Ok if you have the aces, then NH, but no more suckouts please"

Then i call his all in and see him holding QJ offsuite, a J hits the flop and im thinking omg not again, but nothing more hits and i go to 9k... So there is some justice, i should probably still stop playing for tonight haha.

[Slinky]

Just had a nosy at you on ftp and looking good in both mtt's so good luck.. remember if you get any big PP's................FOLD :p

[Danielle Angel]

You should be reading books instead of playing play station Maestroelite :p just joking. Glad someone has the same thought as me. If I keep getting bad beaten or even have a losing streak I leave !!!! I stop playing :)

[mustardeggs]

Seat 3: goingtilt ($2,105.80 in chips)
Seat 8: gengiskhan20 ($521 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
gengiskhan20 posts small blind ($3), goingtilt posts big blind ($6).

PRE-FLOP
gengiskhan20 bets $15, goingtilt bets $66, gengiskhan20 bets $503 and is all-in, goingtilt calls $449.

FLOP [board cards: AS,4D,2H ]


TURN [board cards: AS,4D,2H,JD ]


RIVER [board cards: AS,4D,2H,JD,QS ]


SHOWDOWN
gengiskhan20 shows [ JS,QH ]
goingtilt shows [ KH,AC ]
gengiskhan20 wins $1,041.

[Slinky]

Arhhhhh thats just sick...JQos ?? Hmm

[Maestroelite]

This is just typical!

A 3$ rebuy with 40k guaranteed, 5850 entries... and im getting JJ just after the break, and im all in preflop vs a guy who shows QK offsuite...
What does he hit on the river? a Q ofc! Damn it..

Im now 861 of 992 left, money for 855 and i feel like i should have had that one!

[Maestroelite]

And im out.... at least i got into the money, but again i was loosing a winning hand!

I go all in for 9,5k preflop, BB is 2500 at this time, i get called by 1 guy...

He is holding KJ os, im holding A9 suited, flop blank, turn blank, river KING!

Im getting pissed! Time to quit for tonight!

[Danielle Angel]

damn, you are having almost as much bad luck as me !!! I lost my entire built up role again today !!! Talk about complete madness, the cowboys hate me !!! I had KK pre flop 3 times and lost every single time.

Time 1: (tourney) Me BB... KK ($1700), Small stack goes all in ($850), SB calls ($2300), I push ALL IN SB calls... hmmmm. Small stack shows QKo, SB shows A4o.... result SB hits and A and I lose :p. Regardless of the outcome I believe I played right on this occasion as SB had been pushin for the last few hands with crap and I wanted to try and eliminate any A/small card (which I didnt anyway). FINAL TABLE PLACE 6TH

Time 2: (cash game) Chip Bully goes all in pre flop everyone folds to me BB again holding KK. He had been bullying and showing crap over and over, winning and losing via a coin flip basically. Instant call by me, taking ALL my cash at the table if I lost. He flips over AJo and hits A. Rebuy time :(

Time 3: The whole table limps in I am sitting with KK in SB I raise 4x BB and they ALL call ????? Flop 4KA (rainbow) check check check check etc. I raise again to 1/2 pot. 1 caller. turn 4 and imo BINGO. I do a huge raise and I am pushed ALL IN again. instant call by me, opponent shows AA bye bye bank roll with no help from the river :( :p to my play or to poker or to whatever today I quit lol :p and I now HATE cowboys !!!! :p:p:p

[Matti Doogs]

I had this one the other night had a shocker, all night just grinding away, but then got some back in the second pic..nice

[Froedo]

Well even if this is in a Freeroll and i didnt "loose" anything except for my time i need to post this.

Blind is 40-80

Im in Dealer position.

I look down in A,3 and just limp in.

Everybody does the same.

The Flop comes A,3,3

Everybody checks to me and i raise to 500 wich is like a fourth of my stack ( I was average in the tourney)

Fold all the way around to the guy behind me who has a little more than me and he goes all in. I Insta call.

He show A,T for two pairs with T kicker.

THe turn comes: T

The River comes. A

Dammit i hated that.

Just my sour apple for the day

[justice]

I had pocket A's
Other guy had A 2 offsuit

Flop: A 2 2
Turn: K
River: 2

got screwed!!

[Danielle Angel]

That Sux !!!

[Matti Doogs]

LOL, heres some sweet revenge, this is what happens when you limp with bullets, haha

[Matti Doogs]

Oh my just had a cracker this guy is handing his money out to everyone.

[Matti Doogs]

Just saw this hand play out on the table i was on, the money came in after the flop .....ouch

[LiveStraddle]

This beats all of matti-dogs whines about losing a 70/30

http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp213/IcheckYouraise/sosickEDIT.jpg

[Danielle Angel]

was it you ? You in that hand with the 5's 3's or 10's ?

And Matti_Doogs not Dog (I assume it was a typo)

Assume 5's

[Matti Doogs]

Lol you ignorant little man, the name is Matti Doogs(i assume typo as well? maybe), and how do you get 70/30 on the flop when a dude needs to hit runner runner to win, are you a beginer also??
Look at the hand
99 vs KJ
Flop-AA9
work out the % after the flop, im sure it isnt 70/30, lets see the figures come in from the other guys. Im sure even after the turn it still isnt 70/30, lol.

[Danielle Angel]

I imagine if I was watching television and saw this happen in say WPT, the crowd would scream and the guy holding poc 9's would throw his fist up in the air and let out a winners cheer when those cards flipped on the flop.

9's full of Aces vs pair of Aces and high card K with 2 cards to go =

To win he can hit JJ or KK 4 outs minus probability of someone else holding them pre flop lowering his chances again.

This is more then 70/30 this is in the 90+/10 - % ... Mr KKKAA is indeed VERY lucky !!! imo of course (no exact mathematics calculated)

[Danielle Angel]

my mistake in my sleepiness .... 6 outs apologies

[Matti Doogs]

lol, just ran the percentages
99 is 97.98% favourite to win after the flop in a heads up situation,
After the flop on the 3 pkt pairs hand I assume you were the one holding 55, you actually had more chance of winning than the hand i showed, you were still a 4.54% chance of winning compared to guy i showed at 2.02%, but anyway your argument sounds good.

[Mlubin]

Brag: i own my brother heads up

PokerStars Game #23589086699: Hold'em No Limit (1/2) - 2009/01/05 3:17:07 ET
Table 'Josefa' 2-max (Play Money) Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: mlubin (794 in chips)
Seat 2: Alubin (206 in chips)
mlubin: posts small blind 1
Alubin: posts big blind 2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mlubin [6c 6s]
mlubin: raises 4 to 6
Alubin: calls 4
*** FLOP *** [6d Qs 8s]
Alubin: bets 9
mlubin: calls 9
*** TURN *** [6d Qs 8s] [Jc]
Alubin: bets 25
mlubin: calls 25
*** RIVER *** [6d Qs 8s Jc] [Kc]
Alubin: checks
mlubin: bets 754 and is all-in
Alubin: calls 166 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (588) returned to mlubin
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mlubin: shows [6c 6s] (three of a kind, Sixes)
Alubin: mucks hand
mlubin collected 412 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 412 | Rake 0
Board [6d Qs 8s Jc Kc]
Seat 1: mlubin (button) (small blind) showed [6c 6s] and won (412) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 2: Alubin (big blind) mucked [7s Qc]


and no we dont play play money for the fun of it but no need to pay rake when we can settle in cash.

[Matti Doogs]

Nice1 MLOVIN
nice way to play to save setting up tables and cards etc, just throw the money in a kitty and winner takes it after the game lol, will have to remember that 1

[Degen]

Lol you ignorant little man, the name is Matti Doogs
::heart::

[mustardeggs]

Lost little over 12 stacks to 1 single motherfucker at nL 600$. Every day my mind gets closer to quitting this game.

[Slinky]

Lost little over 12 stacks to 1 single motherfucker at nL 600$. Every day my mind gets closer to quitting this game.

Eeeek and there's me whining over donking out of a free satelite :(

That is a bad day but i'm sure you'll win it back :)

[mustardeggs]

I run so bad + I suck at poker. I want to destroy something! I seriously should go through with my plan and start to work out muay thai.

[mustardeggs]

http://sensitivitytothings.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/roller-coaster-monks.jpg

[barbarella41]

There is someone really pissed, maybe you should go in the woods and scream;)

[Slinky]

Grrrrr What a shit night...i cant hit f@#£ all!!! Every premium hand i've had gets out drawn or i miss the flop totally, in the rare instance i do hit the flop i get either sucked out on or pushed off.. Set over set twice... flush over flush!! GRrRRRRRrrrRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it might not sound alot but i'm 600$ down and i'm gutted :(

This is the first time ive actually multi tabled in a while too, i usually either win or even things out but tonight has just been down down down .... Where's the self destruct button :o :(

I quit lol

[LiveStraddle]

Lol you ignorant little man, the name is Matti Doogs(i assume typo as well? maybe)

Its not a typo i just dont give a crap about how you spell your username you idiot

[Danielle Angel]

Calling Matti Doogs and LiveStraddle to the Off Topic Section and the Trivia thread. Lets settle this once and for all. It isn't going to happen on a poker table it seems. :D :D :D

[Slinky]

Calling Matti Doogs and LiveStraddle to the Off Topic Section and the Trivia thread. Lets settle this once and for all. It isn't going to happen on a poker table it seems. :D :D :D

LOL where's mustard and the popcorn :rolleyes:

[Danielle Angel]

LOL where's mustard and the popcorn :rolleyes:

lmfaoooo

[Danielle Angel]

You report me to me ? ok, forget the trivia I have the idiot worked out. general douchebaginess
nice of u to say that about me:(

[LiveStraddle]

You report me to me ? ok, forget the trivia I have the idiot worked out. general douchebaginess
nice of u to say that about me:(

reported matti to you

+will play him HU if he can get his translator to accept

[K1-DK]

aaaarrrrrgggghhhhh

ill just go to bed now... have lost a little over 100$

AA got cracked against QQ (Q on the riwer) all-in preflop
JJ - 3 times got folded to a large bet on flop with Axx
KK got sucked out against Q4s that hit 3 matching suits
KK vs AA
QQ vs 22 (2 on the flop)
AQ vs AA (AQx flop)
AhKh vs 44 (board is 4h 5h 9c - Th - 5s)
AK vs QJ - J hits a four flush

[Danielle Angel]

wow!! Now theres a good reason to whine!!! YUK. :(

[K1-DK]

i have a few more from saturday evening...

Sitting in SB. BB is dry as a rock. He has in the +1 hour we have played once re-raised when his BB was raised (i know, because i have raised 75-80% of the time it was folded to me in SB)

its a .10/0.25 table. We both have a little over $25 dollars.

The table folds to me. I look at JdTd so i standard raise him to .75 and expect him to fold. He has a few times called me, but not much. Instead he re-raises to $2.25
Ok... whats he having.

1: Bluff. He just got sick and tired of me raising him with almost every chance i get. With the style he has played up til now the chance of that is close to 0. It would be the first time i see him do that in over an hour.

2: AA or KK. He has CALLED me with JJ one time to one of my raises, so i just cant see him having any other hand than those 2

OK. I have now narrowed his handrange down to almost nothing. Im clearly behind with my JTs BUT i elect to call, for 2 reasons. 1st: I am close to certain i know what his hand is, so he might as well put them on the board for me to see. 2nd: If i hit a good flop, he will probably have a hard time laying his monsterhand down, so i could get all his $25 from him.

pot is now $4.50

flop comes JJT
full house for me. I check and expect him to bet at it. Instead he checks as well.
turn K
Auch.... did he just make his full house also? Now im starting to second-guess what i initially was so certain of... he cant have KK im saying to myself.
so i bet the pot and gets instantly re-raised to $9. Even here stop listening to myself and just puts him all-in.... and big surprise... he calls and shows the KK

Im a fish

[mustardeggs]

that sucks, but you seriously should fold preflop i think

[K1-DK]

indeed i should. I just talked myself into calling because i had him "figured" out.

As it turns out, i was absolutely right... i just didnt act on it, when i had to

[beaver808]

Dear fellow pokerettes, is this a bad beat. It might just be a bit of bad luck but at $50 it sure as hell feels like a bad beat!!

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 3 players
This hand was converted using the totally un-official Beaver808-just-got-violated Hand Converter www.Beaver_is_almost_in_tears_after_losing_$50.com (http://www.theplayr.com) (do not click, link no work
really :))

Hand History

Beaver808 (BB): $45.15
SuicideKing21 (BTN): $170.30
cx17863 (SB): $109.75

Pre Flop: ($0.75)
Beaver808 is BB with J :spade: 4 :club: 7 :heart: T :club:
Suicide King21 fold,
cx17863 raises to $1.50,
Beaver808 calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 8 :heart: 6 :diamond: 9 :spade: (WOOHOO - Beaver's flopped a 10 high straight!!)
(2 players)
cx17863 checks
Beaver808 bets $3
cx17863 raises to $12 - (hmmm, something fishy is going on)
Beaver808 raises to $39
cx17863 raises to $108.25 all in
Beaver808 calls $4.65 all in

Turn: ($90.30) 5 :club: (2 players - 2 are all in) (surely odd's are still in my favour....)

<Beaver prays to the poker Gods for no 8, 6 or 9... even as an amateur he knows the odds are on his side...>

River: ($90.30) 8 :diamond: - (Uh-oh... All in on a straight when there's a paired board on the table... ALARM BELLS ALARM BELLS!!!)

(2 players - 2 are all in)

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $90.30 | Rake $1
Board: 8:heart: 6:diamond: 9:spade: 5:club: 8:diamond:
Seat 2: beaver808 (big blind) showed J :spade: 4 :club: 7 :heart: T :club: and lost with a straight, Ten high
Seat 3: SuicideKing21 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: cx17863 (small blind) showed 4:spade: 6:club: 6:heart: K:heart: and won ($89.30) with a full house, Sixes full of Eights

The swine hit a full house on the river... I am seriously NOT impressed!! I don't know Omaha as well as Hold 'em but it still feels like a bad beat after flopping a straight... :(

[mustardeggs]

Iam not an omaha expert but you preflop call seems questionable. The rest is fairly standard. I think him going alling there with btm set is questionable too.

[Wonderjet]

Might seem questionable to move AI with btm set but trust me, it is maksimum 5% at this level of the omaha players who would fold a btm set. No question.
And as mustard kindly pointed your preflop call was a bit questionable.
No offense mate.

[beaver808]

None taken at all, I don't profess to have a great Omaha knowledge and fully agree that the pre-flop call was questionable, no doubt about it!

To flop a straight and get raised and re-raised by just a set was great; but to lose on the River seems a bit harsh. I've not had many bad beats like full houses against 4 of a kind but I think because this is the most I've lost in 1 hand the luck on the River seems that much more annoying.

[Wonderjet]

Absolutely, it sucks. But that's omaha. Seems like there are so many more bad beats than in PLO than in NLHE

[Degen]

here is a bad fucking beat for you

effective stacks $6,000 10/20 NL. i raise to 70 with

3 :diamond: 4 :diamond:

I get 3 callers at 6max cuz i raise 35% of hands and bet 90% of flops.

flop comes A :diamond: 2 :spade: 8 :heart:

Check to me, I check, button checks, we see a turn

5 :club:


Nice turn imo. BB bets the pot (280), i raise to 880 hoping he has a set or a huge hand and raises me. i figured if SB had anything he would have bet the turn, if Button had anything he would have bet the flop, so this guy is the most likely to have made a monster....and i got the stone colds so lets get it in now, we are both deep stacks.

he just calls, everybody else folds.

river J :diamond:

I have the nuts, nothing beats this hand. I'm hoping he has AA, 88, 55 or 22 here. He checks. I've been overbetting the river a lot, have been generally very active against these nitty players.

So I jam obv, 4k into 2,000 roughly, double pot bet.

Wanker times all the way down, says '88' in chat and mucks it.

FOLDED MIDDLE SET!!!

[Slinky]

Holy sh!t.. how the f do you fold that?!! On that board :eek:

That real ul WD

[mustardeggs]

3,5BB pf raise is so 2005 dude

[Slinky]

Just HU in an Mtt..Went into the HU with 60k vs 400k odd so i wasnt favourite but doubled twice so we had even stacks then .. JJ vs QK i flopped set he turned straight, how bloody sick! Grrrrr i never win HU lol blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[beaver808]

I lost $60 yesterday after being called all-in on AA by a player out of position and with 49 off-suite... It's a good job I don't have any razor blades in the house!!

[Wonderjet]

Just lost 250$ on stars with A:heart:A:diamond: vs 8:heart:7:heart: - All in on the flop. I raised under the gun to 7$ he called under the gun +1. Everyone else folded
Flop: A:club: 5:heart: 6:heart:
Turn: 5:club:
River: 4:heart:

Must say, because it was such a bad bad beat, I didn't even feel too bad. :)

[Frydenholm1]

I didn't even feel too bad. :)

I can understand that, cause statistics says it'll take very long time untill you'll have a fullhouse smashed by a straight flush again...

May the Statistics be with You !

[Slinky]

I can understand that, cause statistics says it'll take very long time untill you'll have a fullhouse smashed by a straight flush again...

May the Statistics be with You !

lol Fry!

Unlucky Wonder..

[beaver808]

It's not really a "beat" but during last night's pub-poker league I had 84os out of position so obviously folded, flop 8 4 4 turn A River 4... Oh how I smiled at that!

[beaver808]

lol Fry!

Unlucky Wonder..

Secondeded... (is that a word???)

[Wonderjet]

I can understand that, cause statistics says it'll take very long time untill you'll have a fullhouse smashed by a straight flush again...

May the Statistics be with You !

Lol!
I do like a good statistic once in a while. :)

[beaver808]

Lol!
I do like a good statistic once in a while. :)

Did you know that 35.7% of all statistics are made up??

[Blobbi-San]

Be carefull with statistics!

It's like a bikini on a beutiful lady.

It shows an overall view, but hides the essentiel things!!

[Danielle Angel]

Be carefull with statistics!

It's like a bikini on a beutiful lady.

It shows an overall view, but hides the essentiel things!!

:D

[Wonderjet]

Did you know that 35.7% of all statistics are made up??

Actually I've heard that before. Very funny :)


Be carefull with statistics!

It's like a bikini on a beutiful lady.

It shows an overall view, but hides the essentiel things!!

What a beautiful metaphor

[Matti Doogs]

Oh no, just had a shocker,
position 5, $42.70 in chips .50/$1 NL

Folded to me I raise to $2.50
SB raises to $5
BB calls $5
I call $5
*** FLOP *** [2h 2s 6c]
SB Checks
BB bets $9
I call $9
SB raises $19 to $28
BB calls to $28
I raise all in to $37.70
SB and BB call

*** TURN *** [2h 2s 6c] [Tc]

SB bets $57.30 and is all-in
BB calls $57.30

*** RIVER *** [2h 2s 6c Tc] [Qc]

Showdown

SB - Jc Jh (2 pair Jacks and twos)
BB - 2c 2d (Quad twos)
me- 6h 6s (Fullhouse sixes full of twos)

Ouch was counting my chips until I saw the showdown.........

[mustardeggs]

ouch

[Degen]

brag: 100 poast thread

[mustardeggs]

to quote myself

I anticipate this to be the longest thread in here soon

[Wonderjet]

Good fold?? I know I timed out; but I was going to fold.


Full Tilt Poker Game #10961779810: $24+$2 Sit & Go (82494769), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:08:56 ET - 2009/03/04
Seat 1: HeyRyan12 (1,300)
Seat 2: tACKxiMan (1,705)
Seat 3: RL2205 (1,855)
Seat 4: moali1 (1,125)
Seat 5: dorade33 (1,560)
Seat 6: Wonderjett (1,455)
Wonderjett posts the small blind of 25
HeyRyan12 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Wonderjett [8s 8d]
tACKxiMan has 15 seconds left to act
tACKxiMan calls 50
RL2205 calls 50
moali1 folds
dorade33 calls 50
Wonderjett calls 25
HeyRyan12 checks
*** FLOP *** [2d 5d 8c]
Wonderjett checks
HeyRyan12 checks
tACKxiMan has 15 seconds left to act
tACKxiMan checks
RL2205 checks
dorade33 checks
*** TURN *** [2d 5d 8c] [Kd]
Wonderjett bets 175
HeyRyan12 has 15 seconds left to act
HeyRyan12 calls 175
tACKxiMan has 15 seconds left to act
moali1: fast table
tACKxiMan raises to 400
RL2205 has 15 seconds left to act
RL2205 folds
dorade33 folds
Wonderjett calls 225
HeyRyan12 folds
*** RIVER *** [2d 5d 8c Kd] [6s]
Wonderjett checks
tACKxiMan bets 500
Wonderjett has 15 seconds left to act
Wonderjett has requested TIME
Wonderjett is sitting out
Wonderjett has timed out
Wonderjett folds
Uncalled bet of 500 returned to tACKxiMan
Wonderjett has returned
tACKxiMan mucks
tACKxiMan wins the pot (1,225)
The blinds are now 30/60
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,225 | Rake 0
Board: [2d 5d 8c Kd 6s]
Seat 1: HeyRyan12 (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: tACKxiMan collected (1,225), mucked
Seat 3: RL2205 folded on the Turn
Seat 4: moali1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: dorade33 (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 6: Wonderjett (small blind) folded on the River

[mustardeggs]

bad fold i guess

[Degen]

dunno that might be a pretty good fold actually. what the hell is he raising into 4 people on the turn? thats not a bluff and i think he checks back all non flushes on the river.

you should never check this flop though with so many people and a draw heavy board. bet out.

[Wonderjet]

Usually i never check that kindda flop but i had hoped onw of them would lead out with a pot size bet, had experienced that before.
He told me afterwards: "I might have had the ace-high flush."
Obv i believe just so it wasn't a bad fold. ;)

[beaver808]

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH MOTHER-******!!!!!!!!!!!

I went to see Ross Noble (a comedian) in Leeds last night and nipped for a curry at the casino after. With £40 in my back pocket I sat down at the 50p/£1 cash table (the only cash game on) and tried my luck. I won a few and lost a few so I've got £26 left when when this happened...

(Party pot added so each player puts £1 in the middle to get action going)

£2 straddle to my right
Beaver 5:spade: 5:diamond: first to act and raised to £8 (already £12 in the pot)
action goes (roughly)
fold
call
fold
fold
call
fold

flop: A:spade: 5:club: 9:diamond:

I think, ooo big pot with a new player, a loose caller and not much money to slow play so I go all in for £14ish

1 guy folded but the other guy said, I think you're ahead but I'm going to call anywhere (yes, I am ahead by a long way but I'm not surprised about the call)

Turn A:club:
River 3:diamond:

I turn over my 5's full of Aces, he turns over Aces's full of 3's

He hit a god damn 2 outer to overhaul my full house... I know that's poker but it really really really sucked!! :(

Please send all available sympathy to me, I need it this morning... (sniffle)

[Wonderjet]

Sympathies. Really a bad beat, but as quoted "I know that's poker"
Took a similar beat yesterday in one of the SCOOP event on stars to eliminate me. That made me a little to willing to drink directly from the bottle :)

[Slinky]

Arghhhhh yukky Beaver :( that sucks...."throws sympathy at Beaver" :heart::p

[beaver808]

WOW..... this has literally just happened on FTP!!

Action went...
Larz folded
Ziigmund SB
Patrick BB

Ziigmund raises to $3000
Patrick raises to $9000
Ziimund raises to $25000
Patrick raises $75000
Ziigmund raises to All-in
Patrick Calls

Then this happened....

[Slinky]

Pretty sick eh...But the norm on FTP lol

[Slinky]

volrath891 is the dealer
Dealer:
Starting a new hand (#1547467350)
Dealer:
Starting a new hand (#1547467350)
Dealer: ChatDisabled posts Small Blind $0.10
Dealer: xArchix posts Big Blind $0.20
Dealer:
Dealing cards
Dealer:
Your cards 2h 2d
Dealer: spacebeastie folds
Dealer: MajorISwarter folds
Dealer: 3FaceKrab folds
Dealer: volrath891 raises to $0.80
Dealer: ChatDisabled calls $0.70
Dealer: xArchix raises to $3.30
Dealer: volrath891 calls $2.50
Dealer: ChatDisabled calls $2.50
Dealer:
Dealing Flop
9c Td 5h
Dealer: ChatDisabled checks
Dealer: xArchix checks
Dealer: volrath891 checks
Dealer:
Dealing Turn
9c Td 5h 8d
Dealer: ChatDisabled bets $0.20
Dealer: xArchix calls $0.20
Dealer: volrath891 calls $0.20
Dealer:
Dealing River
9c Td 5h 8d 7h
Dealer: ChatDisabled bets $0.20
Dealer: xArchix calls $0.20
Dealer: volrath891 calls $0.20
Dealer:
ChatDisabled shows One Pair
2h 2d
Dealer:
ChatDisabled wins with One Pair
2d 2h 8d 9c Td $10.55
Dealer:
ChatDisabled wins with One Pair
2d 2h 8d 9c Td $10.55

Just playing a friendly game of 10/20c and this happened..had to post cos i found it very amusing :)

[Slinky]

15 left in 90 man stt..i said at the start to my friend remind me to fold to that guy he's hot!....hmmm

Full Tilt Poker $3 + $0.30 KO No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t600/t1200 Blinds + t150 - 8 players - View hand 103230 (http://www.thehandconverter.com/hands/103230)
The Official DeucesCracked.com (http://www.deucescracked.com/?referrer=converter_dc) Hand History Converter (http://www.thehandconverter.com)

SB: t5233 M = 1.74
BB: t21780 M = 7.26
UTG: t14620 M = 4.87
UTG+1: t27728 M = 9.24
MP1: t7875 M = 2.62
MP2: t15840 M = 5.28
CO: t9740 M = 3.25
Hero (BTN): t17909 M = 5.97

Pre Flop: (t3000) Hero is BTN with A :spade: A :diamond:
UTG calls t1200, 4 folds, Hero raises to t6600, 2 folds, UTG raises to t14470 all in, Hero calls t7870

Flop: (t31940) 5 :spade: 7 :heart: 9 :diamond:

Turn: (t31940) 8 :heart:

River: (t31940) 9 :heart:

Final Pot: t31940
UTG shows 9 :spade: A :club: (three of a kind, Nines)
Hero shows A :spade: A :diamond: (two pair, Aces and Nines)
UTG wins t31940

[Slinky]

Then i trippled with 77 and went out next hand KK vs A2 haha ace high flop ofc .. how sick! Oh well...im over it ncwndcudcnwo[iednc[woqicnlidsncoimdc

[Slinky]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh and it didnt end there!!!!....A short while later i hit the FT on another one of these 90 man stt's and fulltilt crashed on me (which has never happened before)

*&^%$£"!()@: :(:mad: :eek:

I still :heart: poker though :heart:

[mustardeggs]

good to see iam not only one running bad

[Slinky]

I'm running like cancer on there...sick